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Mini-Me, of Austin Powers movie fame, is suing for $20 million to keep your eyes away from his sex-tape with a woman twice his size.  (Pun?  Of course!, Thank you!)  I wonder if he has a frosted side?  I kid, I kid.

Ummmm, I’d like to pay NOT to have to see this one!!  Now, the Hilton-Salomon tape, that was good viewing, even in night-vision, but Verne Troyer??  No, thank you!  While I’m on the subject, I wish I could go back and NOT see the Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit) tape!!

HERE’s the story, “ya know what I mean, Verne?”….Shouldn’t he be in a tree making cookies?

I’ve never, ever worn a thong or any type of exotic underwear, so I don’t know how they work.  I have gone commando, but that’s another blog! 

A 52 year-old woman from Los Angeles is suing Victoria’s Secret, claiming her thong was defective.  She says a “decorative metallic piece” flew off and hit her in the eye. 

I guess she was putting it on backwards or she’s a half-wit moron!!  When the hell are people going to start being accountable/responsible for their own actions again??  I say “again” because that’s the way it used to be, and SHOULD be!! 

If you slip and fall……be more careful, idiot!!  If you hurt yourself putting on a thong…..be more careful, idiot!!  Stop blaming others.  And, PLEASE don’t breed!!  Click HERE to read about the “Attack of the Thong.”   Wow, I sound so angry.  Haaaahaaa.  I’m laughing now.

“Clutch the pearls!!  What a sneaky thing to do!!” — See, I just plagiarized that line from the late 80’s much funnier answer to Mad TV, a show called In Living Color (Men on Film) — I used the line sarcastically, to describe my horror upon reading of Chris Martin’s (Coldplay) alleged plagiarism…Well, I guess it’s not “alleged” when the person confesses, right? 

Coldplay has already been accused of “ripping off” a song from a New York band called The Creaky Boards, now they come right out and, well….

Just read it HERE for yourself.

As if the Hogan family isn’t in a big enough mess these days–with son, Nick, facing possible manslaughter charges for mangling his yellow Ferrari with a friend riding shotgun.  (Like Nick Hogan actually forced his stupid, now vegetable-like friend into the car seat…no one ever wants to be responsible for their own actions anymore.))

Now, 48 year old Linda Hogan (mama), is actually dating a 19 year old ex-classmate of her children, Nick (18) and Brooke (20)….WTF??  How would that be when mom starts sleeping with a guy who’s a year younger than you??!!  With whom you went to school with??!!  He looks like what may happen if Beau & Luke Duke were to have a kid…

Another reality TV family going down the drain….quick, get the plunger!!  Read about this tragic display at DLISTED.COM.

-Tony 

People.com has confirmed that American Idol alumnus Clay Aiken is expecting a child!! 

That’s right, his 50 year old music producer, Jaymes Foster, (PS–Jaymes is a woman) was inseminated by Clay back in December.  She’s due in August. 

What, what, what??!!  I always say, “live and let live”…..or have I ever uttered those words before in my life….hmmm, I don’t know!  Read about it HERE.

Feel free to post YOUR thoughts and comments.

-Tony

OK, grab your “Choose Life” t-shirt circa 1984 and tie on your friendship bracelets, lace up your Keds, ladies.  And guys, slip into your top-siders.  George Michael is comin’ to town!  It’s the “25 Live Tour” celebrating 25 years since the release of Wham!’s Make It Big. 

So, the tour kicks off here in San Diego on June 17th at the Sports Aroma — which is in dire need of an overhaul, ya feel me?  Anyhow, it’ll be a hoot and a half!  Let me tell you about a special “ticket sale.” 

They’ll only set you back $25, only on May 25th, for 25 hours, ya got it?  Go to the concert page of RadioSophie.com for info.

Yeah, I used to carry a blue comb in the back pocket of my O.P. corduroy, way-too-short-shorts.  Nothing felt finer than running that comb through my feathered bangs a dozen times or so.  Then I’d slip on my black Ray-Bans and zip up my Members Only jacket. 

That dude from Miami Vice had nothing on me…or John Mayer!!!

So anyway, John Mayer is trying to bring back feathered bangs!!  Click HERE to read his blog, and click the feathered bangs in the pic to the left for a closer look at the “new do” he’s harvesting just above his forehead.

TGIF!!  :)  Tony    tony@sophie1037.com

Madonna’s latest album Hard Candy comes out on Tuesday (4/29).

But YOU didn’t have to wait ’til Tuesday to hear the entire album!! Sophie @ 103.7 played the WHOLE THING just for you, Saturday night (4/26) from 10 - 11.

If you’re impatient like me, you can click HERE and stream it from Madonna’s myspace page.

Take Sophie with you this weekend and score tix to see ALICIA KEYS!!! And qualify to party like a rockstar after the show with 9 of your friends in a suite at the Hard Rock Hotel!!!!

Tony

So, there’s this new video of Amy Winehouse over at TMZ.com.Real quickly, can I just say how charming and pleasant she is?  OK, she’s in some filthy alley (at the door to her apartment?) having a fag…AND cussing her friend out!!

No, he didn’t pull a whiskey bottle out of her hair-do and hit her with it.  He didn’t make any hateful comments about her less-than-worthy incarcerated hubby.  He did, in fact, shield her from a s–t storm of paparazzi!!  She has a hell of a nerve…and a mouthful of broken dominos for teeth!!

But I do love my gal, Amy, to pieces!  Get well dear!  Oh, click HERE for the video.

Love, Tony