No idea what any of this says, but it’s Cosmo…I’m going to guess it’s about “pleasing your man”. Cosmo is barfy in any language, but Alicia looks great! 

Um, wow. This is alarming.

DANNY????? Nobody liked DANNY!!!!!

P.S. How ’bout Halle’s old nose? Vintage!

When I went online to check out the latest headlines (ok, so I was looking for celebrity gossip!!!), this one was the big story on yahoo.com : Gas hits national average of $4 for the 1st time

That’s hardly news for San Diegans, as we have been dealing with $4 gas for some time now.  Even though we’re totally getting screwed over, there is a way to save a little cash. Check out sandiegogasprices.com for the cheapest (and most expensive!) gas in our area.

Amy is MY Anti-Drug.

Seriously, this is just sad.

We know she’s an out-of-control drug addict, but all we can do is watch her deteriorate in front of our eyes.

I know she’s an adult, but can somebody please step in and take control of this girl’s life?

THIS is why you should never pick up the pipe.

Okay, so she rocked some questionable attire, but Fergie sounded KILLER on The Today Show.

She sang “Clumsy”, “Barracuda” and “Big Girls Don’t Cry”.  Click here to check out her performance.

When bands tour, they send a ‘rider’, or list of backstage requests, to each venue they play. The Foo Fighters got pretty creative with theirs, asking for Gatorade in “wacky colors”, Diet Coke (”no silly varient cokes, please”), and DVD movies (”No Jamie Kennedy or Martin Lawrence titles”).

Click here to read the whole thing.

Welsh cutie Duffy sang Madonna’s “Borderline” on the BBC and really made it her own. Click here to watch. Duffy’s CD Rockferry is out now and I’m kind of obsessed with it.

We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things isn’t out ’til next Tuesday, but it’s streaming on Jason’s MySpace right now. Click here to listen!

This is NOT gossip! It’s straight from her official website, madonna.com: 

MADONNA’S YUMMY “STICKY & SWEET” TOUR ITINERARY UNWRAPPED FOR FANS FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME

LOS ANGELES May 8, 2008 Madonna, the world’s tastiest sweetheart, has announced more non-stop treats for her legions of legendary and devoted fans.

MADONNA STICKY & SWEET TOUR ITINERARY 2008

Showdate - City - Venue - On sale Date:

23-Aug - Cardiff Millennium Stadium - Fri. May 16
26-Aug - Nice Stade Charles Ehrmann - Fri. May 16
28-Aug - Berlin Olympic Stadium - Wed. May 21
02-Sept - Amsterdam Arena - Sat. May 17
04-Sept - Dusseldorf LTU Arena - Wed. May 21
06-Sept - Rome Olympic Stadium - Fri. May 23
09-Sept - Frankfurt Commerzbank Arena - Wed. May 21
11-Sept - London Wembley Stadium - Fri. May 16
20-Sept - Paris Stade de France - Fri. May 16
03-Oct - E. Rutherford Izod Center - Mon. May 19
06-Oct - New York City Madison Square Garden - Mon. May 19
07-Oct - New York City Madison Square Garden - Mon. May 19
15-Oct - Boston TD BankNorth Garden - Sat. May 17
18-Oct - Toronto Air Canada Centre - Sat. May 24
22-Oct - Montreal Bell Centre - Sat. May 24
26-Oct - Chicago United Center - Sat. May 17
30-Oct - Vancouver BC Place Stadium - Sat. May 24
01-Nov - Oakland Oracle Arena - Sun. June 1
04-Nov - San Diego Petco Park - Sun. June 1
06-Nov - Los Angeles Dodger Stadium - Sun. June 1
08-Nov - Las Vegas MGM Grand Garden Arena - Sat. May 31
11-Nov - Denver Pepsi Center - Sat. May 31
16-Nov - Houston Minute Maid Park - Sat. May 31
19-Nov - Philadelphia Wachovia Center - Mon. June 2
22-Nov - Atlantic City Boardwalk Hall - Mon. June 2
24-Nov - Atlanta Philips Arena - Sat. May 31
26-Nov - Miami Dolphin Stadium - Sat. May 31