Christina Aguilera was the surprise guest at Perez Hilton’s 31st birthday party last weekend! Click here to watch her sing “Happy Birthday” to him.

Here’s the outfit  (Dude! That’s what Katy Perry is wearing in Esquire this month!) she performed in:

Here’s a pic of her leaving the party:

Hmm. Why hasn’t matching my lipstick to my brassiere ever occurred to me?

Soooooooo….this Ukranian Polka band called Los Colorados decided to cover Katy Perry’s “Hot and Cold”…and I’m totally not joking.

Click here to watch!

John Mayer’s Mayercraft Carrier cruise set sail over the weekend, and once again, he busted out a skimpy outfit. Remember the Borat thong from last year’s cruise?

Well, this year, John decided that short-shorts were the way to go:

Whatever happened to that Borat thong, anyway? Oh, look! Someone brought it on board the cruise and threw it at John!

GROSS.

The heavens have heard and answered our pleas, the celestial bodies have aligned, unicorns rejoiced, rainbows appeared and millions of fairies sprinkled their magical fairy dust all over kittens to create the most coveted new “I’m-a-celebrity-and-I-need-money-so-I’m-gonna-pimp-a-product” product- which is second to none.  Move over Paris Hilton’s Can-Can because there’s a new fragrance to take your spot on the 50% off shelf at Target.  It’s called “Black Star” and now you can smell just like Avril Lavigne.  Yes, Avril Lavinge.  So what does Avril smell like?  Well, according to her: pink hibiscus, black plum and dark chocolate.  Right.  And I smell like freesia, pink grapefruit, rain and cotton candy.  Puh-leeze.  I probably smell more like JT’s second hand smoke, Secret, Body Shop lotion and coffee… but who’s asking?  The perfume won’t be available in the U.S. until later in the year, but there’s a store in London called “Punk” that’s carrying it.  Just thought you’d like to know.

Following in the footsteps of Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton, Fergie has released a line of shoes! Click here to shop.

Here are some of my faves:

Great color! $91

I like the chunky hardware. $111

Braided leather is really cathing my eye lately. $131

Natasha got married to Matthew Robinson this weekend in Malibu.  She looked beautiful in a Vera Wang gown.

Vogue magazine is usually the domain of the ultra-skinny, so how refreshing is it to see Adele’s feature in this month’s issue??? Let’s hope that this is Vogue’s baby step toward acknowledging the fact that beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes.

Girl looks amazing, as always! Click here to read Adele’s interview.

You have to see this video! At the NYC auditions for the next cycle of America’s Next Top Model last Saturday, a phony bomb scare launched a stampede of hundreds of models.

Click here to watch.

Katy’s body is SICK! Check out these amazing pics from the latest issue of Esquire:

Great show!  Here’s our winner Monica, who got to interview Gaga.  Followed by a pic of jt and Gaga, & something her pocko!

***(Jennifer White here, busting in on jt’s post to add this awesome pic from the show)***

BUBBLES!!!