Michelle Brach has her 3,700 square foot Nashville home on the market a little over a year after she bought it.  That’s not strange.  People buy and sell homes all the time.  What is strange is that she’s offering the 4 bed room, 4.5 bath house for $65,000 LESS than what she paid for it.  And just what, prey tell, is the asking price?  That magic number that could possibly make all of your living-in-Nashville dreams come true?  Well my dear friends… a mere $1,285,000 will get you right in the front door and on the couch next to a roaring fire in no time.  I’m already writing out a check. Ha! I beat you to it.

Womanizer, woman, womanizer, you’re a womanizer, oh, womanizer, oh, you’re a womanizer baby… I just wanted to get that stuck in your head all day today.  And, apparently it was stuck in Lily Allen’s head too because she did a cover of it.  Well, this past Saturday it was played on super-producer Mark Ronson’s radio show and within nano-seconds it was plastered all over the internet.  Cool, right?  Wrong.  Lily’s label- EMI- was oh, how should one say?  Um, pissed.  Not sure why but they were.  Maybe because it sounds just like the original without the “Britney growl”.  Who knows?  Anyway… check it out for yourself.  Sorry EMI.  I’m just the messenger.

The Killers, Sir Elton John, and Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys recorded a new Christmas song called “Joseph, Better You Than Me”.

Click here to listen.

One of the coolest things about this song (besides all the awsomeness that joined forces to create it) is the fact that it was released as part of (RED)WIRE, Project(RED)’s new digital music magazine designed to help eliminate AIDS in Africa.

Remember that horrible guy Brandon Davis? He’s the “oil heir” who used to hang out with Paris Hilton and called Lindsay Lohan “firecrotch”.

Well, he can’t drive.

Click here to watch him back out of a parking space…and right into Pink’s car.

I haven’t seen a move like that since driving school in 11th grade.