As a young lady who rocks a curvy hip-and-thigh area, I cannot, under any circumstances, pull of a “skinny jean”. Trust. I’ve tried that mess on and almost passed out, they were so unflattering!

That’s why I applaud the boot-cut of Sheryl’s new jeans:

But seriously, Sheryl…a pleather vest?

Barf.

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Daughtry recorded Foreigner’s “Feels Like the First Time” and CNN is using it to promote their campaign to encourage first time voters…clever, eh? Anywhooo…Daughtry nailed the song! Click here to watch a performance sprinkled with a little election propaganda.

Amy clawed her way out of her crack den this weekend and performed at England’s V festival. She looked very classy and elegant:

Yeah, this is pretty much genius. I mean, think about it: WHY do we even know who these people are? Can I add Dina and Ali Lohan to the list?

Click here for the rest of the pseudo-celebs.

Help Amy use her drugs and her beehive to battle monsters and save the world in this deliciously tacky new game.

Click here to play!

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