Avril’s ugly new clothes are now at Kohl’s

Avril has debuted her new clothing line for Kohls, called “Abbey Dawn”, and it’s SERIOUSLY ugly. The evidence, below:
Abbey Dawn Skull Hoodie

Yeah. Um, this hoodie is wrong on so many levels. The colors, the cap sleeves, the Hot-Topic-puked-all-over-me print…to add insult to injury, it retails forĀ $40.

Abbey Dawn Suspenders Tee

This look says, “Why do suspenders have to be so complicated?” Heh, get it? “Complicated” is an Avril song! Anywhooo, this tee with suspenders screenprinted on them is $24.

Abbey Dawn Lightning Bolt Capris

Avril, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? Hot pink sweatpant capris with zippers? And, like, the title of a Herbie Hancock song screened down the leg? Barf. They’re $36, by the way.

Click here to see more of this hot mess of a clothing line.

One Response to “Avril’s ugly new clothes are now at Kohl’s”

  1. Lisa Says:

    Some of the tanks look alright. Still, I wouldn’t buy them. I want to see all of the clothing modeled by mz. avril herself.

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