Mini-Me, of Austin Powers movie fame, is suing for $20 million to keep your eyes away from his sex-tape with a woman twice his size.  (Pun?  Of course!, Thank you!)  I wonder if he has a frosted side?  I kid, I kid.

Ummmm, I’d like to pay NOT to have to see this one!!  Now, the Hilton-Salomon tape, that was good viewing, even in night-vision, but Verne Troyer??  No, thank you!  While I’m on the subject, I wish I could go back and NOT see the Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit) tape!!

HERE’s the story, “ya know what I mean, Verne?”….Shouldn’t he be in a tree making cookies?

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