Thong-Thumped Woman Sues Victoria’s Secret

ThongI’ve never, ever worn a thong or any type of exotic underwear, so I don’t know how they work.  I have gone commando, but that’s another blog! 

A 52 year-old woman from Los Angeles is suing Victoria’s Secret, claiming her thong was defective.  She says a “decorative metallic piece” flew off and hit her in the eye. 

I guess she was putting it on backwards or she’s a half-wit moron!!  When the hell are people going to start being accountable/responsible for their own actions again??  I say “again” because that’s the way it used to be, and SHOULD be!! 

If you slip and fall……be more careful, idiot!!  If you hurt yourself putting on a thong…..be more careful, idiot!!  Stop blaming others.  And, PLEASE don’t breed!!  Click HERE to read about the “Attack of the Thong.”   Wow, I sound so angry.  Haaaahaaa.  I’m laughing now.

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