George Clooney has already found Sarah Larson’s replacement. A source says Clooney “has been dating a woman in her mid-30s” for months now, even before he split with Larson. The source also claims Clooney knew he was going to leave Larson months ago, and let her do interviews and some modeling to “get her a career” before the split. Larson also got some new breasts. Clooney’s ex-girlfriend Sarah Larson has been named the face of fashion designer Christian Audigier’s new line. 

Kid Rock was rushed to the hospital on Friday afternoon in England just before he was scheduled to perform at the U.K.’s Download Festival. Kid’s spokesperson later announced that Kid was suffering from stomach cramps and dehydration. Neither Kid, nor his camp, have issued any further comment on his condition. According to British sources, Kid was out late partying in London the night before.

Mark Wahlberg has passed on the opportunity to join The Funky Bunch reunion. Mark began his career as an underwear model for Calvin Klein before going on to front the early ’90s hip-hop group Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch. Now, at 37 years-old, he passed on the chance to join the Funky Bunch for their planned comeback tour. Mark said he was too old. He said: “I wish them well, but rap is a young man’s game.” 

Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo spoke about those reports that Joe Simpson was interfering with his relationship with Jessica Simpson. Tony released a statement saying, “It’s all laughable.” Romo said the characterization is “so far from the truth.” A source also confirmed that Romo’s father, Ramiro, went to the Masters golf tournament in Augusta, GA, with Joe Simpson earlier this year and “had a great time.” 

Ben Affleck’s wife Jennifer Garner accidentally locked her keys in her Lexus SUV while shopping this week in Brentwood, California, with daughter Violet. Worse News, the two year-old was in the car, holding the only key. Panic set in, but not for long, as Violet was able to eventually follow Garner’s instructions on how to push the button to open the door. 
 

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