Relations

Time to update your Christmas card list and stockpile stamps. Apparently, we’re all related to each other. Or at least that’s what some people with too much time on their hands from the New England Historic Genealogical Society in Boston say.
But wait it gets better. They diagrammed trees for the two democratic presidential hopefuls and concluded, Hillary Clinton is a distant cousin of Madonna, Celine Dion & Alanis Morrissette. Barack on the other hand is a distant cousin of six presidents including Dubya.
I hope I’m related to Steve Madden. And Victoria… I’ve always wanted to know what the h*ll her secret is and I’d much rather get underwear from her than Grandma. No offense Grandma, but ya know…