Yeah, I forgot to wear green…  so to make up for my indiscretion I’m posting a list of 9 people and 1 thing that are even more useless than I am.  And, I thought the “Guinness” was a nice tie in too…

#8 Greatest Distance Thrown in a Car Accident: Matthew McKnight- 118 Feet

#7 The Longest Ear Hair Dude: 11.5 cm

#6 Largest Collection of Traffic Cones: David Morgan- 137

#5 Greatest Distance Moonwalked in One Hour: Krunoslav Budiselic- 3.265 miles

#4 Longest Trading Card Marathon: William Stone, Bryan Erwin and Christopher Groetzinger traded Lord of the Rings Cards- 128 hours

#3 Most Functional Folding Knife: Wei Ge Knife- 87 tools w/ 141 intended functions

#2 Most Snails on a Face: Alastair Galpin- 8… but he also has records for the Longest Handshake (9 hours), Gluing The Most Rhinestones To The Body (31,680), Wearing Most Socks On One Foot (70), and Licking The Most Stamps In One Minute (57)

#1 Oldest Male Stripper: Bernie Barker-67

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